Some dogs enjoy a good sweater. When the temperatures dip, many don’t mind a cozy parka. There’s even the rare dog who tolerates holiday head gear, if only for a quick Easter Bunny photo op. But shoes, well, shoes are a different story—a much different story. As these pups prove, you might want to think twice before you order those designer doggie sneaks.
Dolly is haunted by two vexing questions: “Who’s a good girl?” and “What are these things on my paws?”
Credit: @dollypartondoodle
As a Corgi, Benji has a high tolerance for Instagram stunts. But this right here is where he draws the line.
Credit: @harrobenji
Tell us how you really feel about your new shoes, Simba.
Credit: @anne_benedict
When it comes to passive-aggressive fake smiles, Pomeranians are right up there with reality TV stars.
Credit: @aqueeny_pao
Zeus wasn’t sure what, exactly, to do about his new rain boots. But walking certainly wasn’t an option.
Credit: @zeusthechow_
Jack’s shoe strategy: smile and pretend it isn’t happening.
Credit: @jacktheadventure_dog
Cupcake is still in shock at her misfortune. Adorable, adorable shock.
Credit: @lilpekecupcake
Koda’s masterful side-eye skills have earned him a spot on the next season of “Real Housewives.”
Credit: @lifeofkoda
“Listen, lady—remove these booties right now or the carpet gets it.”
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When faced with the dreaded dog shoes, Koa deployed a classic defense: big, sad puppy dog eyes.
Credit: @koa_1013
Sammy tried to sulk about his new boots in the name of canine camaraderie, but it was hopeless—Sammy loves everything. Never change, buddy.
Credit: @goldenretrieversammy
If you know a Maltese, you know what this look means: “Prepare for manic barking, followed by bouts of ankle biting.”
Credit: @petra_1408
“I…I can’t even look. Is it over yet? How about now?”
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Is there anything sadder than a sad pug?
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Answer: No, no there is not. You’re killing us, Max.
Credit: @banjomax
After careful consideration, Holly reached into her massive bag of shade and threw it all over the living room.
Credit: @hollythejollykelpie
Who is absolutely not going for a walk in his new rain boots? This guy right here.
Credit: @shitzufigo
When Mom makes you wear your new boots to the dog park and you know you’ll never hear the end of it.
Credit: @annc_michelle
Now you’ve really done it.
Credit: @pecanthenut
Monica Weymouth is a writer, editor and certified Weird Animal Lady. She lives in Philadelphia with her two rescued Shih Tzus.
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