150+ Funny Dog Names That Are Goofy, Hilarious, and Unique

Food names are always fun choices! If Bagel is a Beagle, even better.

The beloved cartoon dog has a silly name to match her silly personality.

A funny interspecies name for the dog who likes to jump and hop.

We’re not sure whether your dog will appreciate this name, but it will earn a chuckle from your human friends.

Because who doesn’t love a chili dog?

Get revenge on the Disney villain by naming your Dalmatian after her.

Naming dogs after other animals is always funny—especially when that animal is a duck!

A cute name for the goofy dog who always makes you laugh.

Even funnier is the nickname: Ham!

When giving your dog a human name, go with the least-canine name possible for maximum laughs. Case in point? Melissa.

Miss Agnes is the name of the Shih Tzu in the cult-classic comedy “Best in Show.”

If your dog has a gray coat, Mouse could be a sweet and silly name.

Who wouldn’t want to have breakfast with Pancake the Pup?

Legend has it that the game of pickleball was named after Pickles, the dog of Washington State congressman Joel Pritchard.

No matter how big your little Piglet gets, this name will always make you smile.

This one is a treat for both vanilla- and chocolate-colored dogs!

If your doggo is a Doodle, the classic snickerdoodle cookie might be the perfect fit.

In “The Muppets Take Manhattan,” Snookums is the name of the pampered pup.

An endearing name for the pet who always tickles your funny bone.

You might find this name funny, but your neighbors will be nervous to hear there’s a Tiger next door.

If your pup is brown, the breakfast fave is deliciously cute.

Soft, sweet, fluffy—what’s not to love?!

Whether or not your dog can play basketball, naming him after the canine comedy is a slam dunk.

On “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” Angel Muffin is the name of a male dog, to Larry’s annoyance.

On the TV show “Veronica Mars,” Backup is the name of Veronica’s faithful Pit Bull.

Any dog would agree that Bacon is a clear winner.

Whether or not your dog is a Saint Bernard, Beethoven hits all the right notes.

The resident canine of “Family Guy,” Brian drives a Prius, attended Brown University, and appreciates a good dry martini.

As “Brooklyn 99” fans know, Cheddar is the name of Captain Holt’s Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

You can call him Chuck for short!

In the classic comedy “The Beverly Hillbillies,” Claude is the name of Mrs. Drysdale’s Poodle.

Whether you call him Doc or Dolittle, this name is just what the doctor ordered.

In the Disney/Pixar hit “Up,” Dug is the name of the film’s beloved Golden Retriever.

If you’re looking for an out-of-this-world name, consider Frank in honor of the Pug from “Men in Black.”

In the “Sherlock Holmes” universe, Gladstone is the very proper name of Watson’s Bulldog.

This fun-loving name has stood the test of time—Disney first introduced Goofy in 1932!

Whenever your dog is playing, you can say, “Silly Goose!”

Gromit is the dog from the British animated series “Wallace & Gromit.”

Whether you call him Ham or Burger for short, you can’t go wrong.

Your Hot Dog doesn’t have to be a Dachshund for this name to be hilarious.

The crime-fighting Bloodhound has a fun name for any pup.

When your BFF Mike comes up in conversation, no one will suspect he’s a dog.

In the 1937 film “The Awful Truth,” Cary Grant and Irene Dunne are in a custody dispute over their dog, Mr. Smith.

Who wouldn’t be excited to meet a dog named Nacho?

Noodle the Doodle? Instant classic.

If your pup is a Pug, consider borrowing his name from the children’s film “The Adventures of Milo and Otis.”

Pluto may no longer be considered a planet, but we still consider it a funny dog name thanks to the Disney character.

Porkchop Funnie is one of many characters with silly names on the animated Nickelodeon series “Doug.”

The humble spud makes for a hilarious dog name.

If your four-legged friend is a Greyhound, run with this amazing name from “The Simpsons.”

Scooby-Doo’s other half has a name that’s perfect for long-haired breeds.

On the sitcom “Everybody Loves Raymond,” Shamsky is the name of Robert’s dog.

In the 1989 film “Honey I Shrunk the Kids,” Quark is the Szalinski family’s Jack Russell Terrier.

The piano-playing “Muppets” character is always good for a laugh.

Because your dog is the one and only D-O-Double-G.

Calling all Beagle besties! The “Peanuts” character is a forever fave.

In “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation,” Snots is the name of the scene-stealing Rottweiler.

On the animated series “Fraggle Rock,” Sprocket is the name of the super-cuddly English Sheepdog.

Your new pet is going to be a hit at Taco Tuesday!

Have no fear, the Saturday morning cartoon character is here!

Every time you’re playing hide-and-seek, you can say, “Where’s Waldo?!”

As ’90s kids know, Wishbone is the name of the daydreaming Jack Russell Terrier on the PBS series of the same name.

Why not pick a name in your dog’s “language”?

If you name your pup after actor Al Pacino, you’ll have endless fun movie quotes to say at the dog park.

For the literary pup who enjoys a classic novel.

A heroic name for a punny pooch.

“The Price Is Right” host was an animal welfare advocate.

The NBA legend has a name perfectly suited for pets.

If you name your dog after the rock star, you can take your pick of his many aliases, including Ziggy Stardust, Aladdin Sane, Halloween Jack, and Major Tom.

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.” — Vaudeville legend Groucho Marx

A magical name with a wizardly wink, we love this one for the dog with a mop of unruly black fur.

You can’t dig up a better one than this!

If you’re a sci-fi fan with a mixed-breed bestie, you’re welcome!

Just don’t leave any Jimmy Choo shoes around your new furry friend.

For the dog who’s great with kids and is “practically perfect in every way.”

We think Matt would be in on the joke.

With a name like Mutt, the record producer is asking for doggo namesakes.

Throw your paws in the air if you’re a true pupper!

We’ll take one in every flavor, please!

For the artistic pooch with a solid sense of humor.

If you adopt your pet around the holidays, consider this merry moniker.

Sarah Jessica Parker doesn’t have a dog, but she does love animals. The actress adopted her cat, Lotus, from the Connecticut Humane Society after the little kitten appeared on an episode of “And Just Like That.”

If you have a clue, you know this name is a keeper.

You can shorten this one to Sir, and it’s still just as funny.

A cute little name for your “willy nilly silly old bear.”

Even if you just go with Mozart, this one is sure to earn giggles.

Did you know the comedian and co-host of “The View” is a dog-lover and adoption advocate?

For the tiny pup with a larger-than-life personality.

This tough-guy name becomes hilarious when bestowed upon a Chihuahua.

Brutus the Bichon? Please and thank you!

For the Toy Poodle with the fanciest, floofiest haircut on the block.

A legendary name for a legendary little dog.

The original is big and red, but your Clifford can be petite and any color.

For maximum laughs, Colossus should be under 10 pounds.

Although terrifying for a Saint Bernard, Cujo is hilarious for a Pomeranian.

Expected for a Bulldog, the stately name is funny for a Maltese.

Order up! This pint-size name is cute as can be.

George Lucas based the “Star Wars” Ewoks on Brussels Griffons.

For the mini mutt who thinks he’s a Mastiff.

In the animated film from Tim Burton, “Frankenweenie” is a Bull Terrier, but this name is also perfect for Dachshunds.

As a Hobbit, Frodo Baggins is small in stature but big in personality.

Everyone will be delighted when they realize Goliath is a Papillon.

A fin-tastic choice for miniature-size mutts.

Little dogs appreciate heroic names too!

An incredible name for dogs of any size.

Wait until they find out King Kong is a Shih Tzu.

The rapper simply goes by Bow Wow these days, but we like the throwback version for petite pets.

A big-boy name with maximum potential for giggles.

We’re not saying your Yorkie has a complex, but we’re not denying it, either.

Cute as can be, Nugget is a natural for little guys.

In “Beverly Hills Chihuahua,” Papi can’t take his eyes off Chloe.

For the little dog who enjoys a “Big Adventure.”

Inspired by the tiny toys, this name is perfect for pocket-size pups.

Little tough guys will appreciate this fearsome name.

This large-and-in-charge name is always funny for bitty breeds.

Scooby-Doo’s puppy sidekick is a mini mystery-solver.

An ideal name for low-riding breeds such as Corgis and Dachshunds.

In the “Toy Story” franchise, Slinky is a toy Dachshund with a Slinky as his middle.

Spike the Havanese needs a studded collar, of course.

The diminutive term of endearment is a prime pupper name.

The Norse god of thunder and strength might not agree, but we love this name for the little guys.

Like Thor, Zeus might have objections, but we want to meet Zeus the Chihuahua.

In honor of beloved actor and wrestler André the Giant.

The purple dinosaur makes for a funny namesake for big, cuddly companions.

A fitting name for the canine who’s easy to mistake for a much larger species.

Short for Big Friendly Giant, as fans of the Roald Dahl novel know.

There’s nothing bitsy about Bitsy the Bernese Mountain Dog, and that’s why we love this name.

Game on! The oversize “Mario” villain is always good for a laugh.

This classic canine name was tailor-made for big softies.

This traditionally cute name is hilarious for pets who aren’t button-size in the least.

Chewie is a Wookiee in the “Star Wars” universe, but we still think this is a stellar dog name.

For bear-size buddies, consider Cub!

Don’t worry—we know your big BFF would never stomp across cities.

A Dutch word meaning “large,” Groot is also the name of the fan-fave “Guardians of the Galaxy” character.

When Gumdrop is a Great Dane, this name goes from cute to hilarious.

For the dog whose heart is as big as his head, the name of the “Harry Potter” groundskeeper is an enchanting choice.

In the 1980s comedy “Turner & Hooch,” Hooch is a Dogue de Bordeaux.

A fun choice for the dog who is anything but bean-size.

Everyone loves a big-and-burly bud named Meatball. That’s just science.

For a funny Disney-inspired name, Minnie has outsize potential.

Adult moose can reach 6 feet tall and weigh up to 1,600 pounds!

In the comedy “Little Nicky,” Satan assigns Mr. Beefy, a Bulldog, to accompany Adam Sandler’s character on a trip to New York City.

The bigger the dog, the funnier this name gets.

An ironic choice for a supersize doggo.

A cute and amusing name for your boulder-size bestie.

Pipsqueak the Great Pyrenees will definitely result in lots of giggles.

Scooby-Doo is a Great Dane, a giant breed that can weigh up to 175 pounds!

Usually reserved for toy breeds, Sprinkles is even cuter for big buds.

If you’ve ever met a Bulldog named Tank, you know why this one is a guaranteed hit.

Tinker Bell the Doberman will be a legend, we promise.

Imagine everyone’s surprise when Tiny turns out to be a German Shepherd.

Toto of “The Wizard of Oz” fame is a Cairn Terrier, but this iconic name is fun for pups of all shapes and sizes.