Delores likes staring out the window and dislikes the warlock’s curse that turned her into a cat. Troy like lots of cuddles and dislikes the word “colonel.” These are just a couple of the hilarious adoption profiles a California comedian created for the cats at his local shelter.
Jeff Wysaski often leaves humorous signs in public places to get a laugh. (Check out his Obvious Plant Facebook and Instagram accounts.) Last week, Wysaski used his comedic talents to help cats at the Sante D’Or Foundation in Los Angeles get adopted. The profiles are made up, but the cats are all real and need loving homes.
1. Sylvia
Via Sylvia is very particular about the use of the word “cats.”
2. Zeta
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She’ll reconsider her stance on ghosts if the ghosts give her belly rubs.
3. Guinevere
Via Finally! A cat to play Mario Kart with!
4. Choccy
Via Does it still count if the band formed in the 90s but is still around today? Serious question.
5. Camille
Via Stop bragging about how funny your fart jokes are. You sound like a blow-hard. (Do cats even fart?)
6. Mishka
Via Mishka is all about business formal attire.
7. Delores
Via Any witches out there who can help Delores turn back into her human form?
8. Gus
Gus has strong feelings about badminton.
9. Honey
Via Honey looks like she more than likes catnip.
For more (real) information on these cats, contact Sante D’Or Foundation at 323-898-8889, or to make a donation, visit Santedor.org.
By: Stephanie Brown
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